Coffee v. Location: Location Wins (Unfortunately)

Coffee is a very competitive industry—especially in Portland. Having a coffee shop on every other corner is one of the things that makes living in this city enjoyable. You don’t have to walk very far if you’re looking for a place to get some caffeine.

Not all cafés are created equal, though, and today I would like to talk a little about what makes a café successful. There is a difference what makes a good café and what makes a café successful. What is the number one factor for coffee shop success? I wish the number one factor were high-quality coffee. Unfortunately, in my exploration of the city’s coffee I have found that location trumps quality—even in Portland.

Fast food businesses have used this to their advantage for years. I remember my economics professor at WSU leading a discussion about what makes a the fast-food industry successful. He used McDonald’s as his example.

“What business is McDonald’s in?” he asked the class.

Several hands went up. An easy question, everyone thought.

“Hamburgers,” one unsuspecting student ventured, figuring that for the first time, he knew the answer to one of the professor’s questions.

“Wrong.” The professor smiled at our naiveté. “McDonald’s is not in the hamburger business. It’s in the real estate business.”

Real estate? But don’t they sell hamburgers?

“Think about it. Which one of you would go to McDonald’s if you wanted a great hamburger?”

No one raised their hand.

“I didn’t think so.”

He had a point.

“In every city, who has a store by the most popular attractions, where the most expensive real estate is? Yep, McDonald’s. There’s a McDonald’s in Times Square. There’s one at the Pantheon in Rome. You can find a McDonald’s by the Louvre and on the Champs Élysées in Paris. In fact, you probably can’t go to any famous place without finding one nearby.”

He was selling us on the idea that even if you serve mediocre hamburgers, you can still make a killing if you have a great location. Starbucks, who has been very successful, knew this and implemented it in its growth strategy (note: I’m not implying that Starbucks has bad coffee—or mediocre hamburgers).

To give you another example, today I’m writing this article in a café that will succeed because of its location. The café is at the heart of a neighborhood, it has lots people walking by all day and it  has a large parking lot right behind it. As it has been almost every time I have come in, the café is full of people. It is going to be successful, but not because of its coffee. In fact, I don’t really like the coffee.

Why, then, do I come here? I admit (somewhat shamefully) that it’s because the café is convenient. The location is an easy walk from my house and the baristas are friendly. So even for me, someone who really likes and appreciates good coffee, the convenience of a great location sometimes trumps sub-standard coffee quality.

It would be great if the success of a café only depended on its coffee. Then we could always get great coffee no matter what the location. If all PDX coffee drinkers banded together and demanded an end to bad coffee, we could force every café in the city to serve great coffee. Maybe in the future we will.

Then again, maybe that’s just a utopian dream that could only be realized in Portlandia.

Super-Funky Spunky Monkey Coffee

If you are a regular reader of Caffeinated PDX, it probably won’t surprise you that the other morning I left the house without a definite plan of where I was headed (If you’re not a regular reader, you might click on “wandering” in the tag cloud and see what I mean. I tend to wander a lot and have had some very interesting adventures because of that). I knew I wanted to try a new coffee shop but wasn’t sure which one. By habit, I was drawn toward downtown, so I headed for the #19 bus stop. As I was walking along the street, I saw a large pink delivery truck coming towards me. My first thought was “Mmm, Voodoo Doughnuts! I wonder if they’re going to stop in this neighborhood somewhere.” As the truck passed me, however, I was surprised to see that it was not the Voodoo Doughnut truck. Instead, it was the Spunky Monkey Coffee truck.

The Spunky Monkey! I had seen their booth at the farmer’s market at PSU. There was always a long line, though, so I never tried the coffee. Seeing the truck reminded me that I still had not been there and needed to go. Coincidentally, the #19 bus that I was planning to take downtown also swings back out into Northeast Portland close to the Spunky Monkey, so I wouldn’t even have to change buses to get there. It was a good omen—I was obviously meant to go for a visit.

A monk with spunk

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Last Links for 2010

Let's do this one more time to send out 2010 in style:

According to the L.A. Times, one of the new fads to hit Seoul is to go to ‘cat cafés’, where customers can play with cats while they drink their coffee. My favorite quote from the article? "A lot of women lead their boyfriends here by the hand." What a surprise. You’d have to drag me by the had to get me there. link

By the way, my friend Jennie Griffin, who writes Not Just Kimchi, a great blog about life in Seoul, discovered them back in April. link

The coming of the New Year is accompanied by several articles about coffee and hangovers. Coffee is not a cure for a hangover, but not drinking too much seems to work pretty well. link

CNN has 10 ways to beat a hangover too. The article says that “if you’re a regular coffee drinker, skipping the java when you’re hung over may—or may not be—a good idea.” Hmm. Thanks, CNN.  link

The Korea Herald has an article about some posh Seoul restaurants that also serve civet cat coffee (What is it with Korea and cats this week?). I don’t know about their coffee choices, but the food sounds pretty damn good. link

If you drink Passion Coffee, you should stop now. link

She’s no Lorena Bobbit, but Barbara St. John did attack her husband while he was sleeping—with coffee. link

Arlington’s Examiner has the ‘Top ten coffee news facts in 2010’ in case you missed them. Of course, if you missed them all, you haven’t been reading enough of Caffeinated PDX. link

Have a great 2011.

Water Avenue Coffee

Walking through the industrial district of inner Southeast Portland, you can find Water Avenue Coffee located in the same building as the American Barista and Coffee School. Bruce Milletto and his son Matt, who run the school, joined forces with Brandon Smyth to establish Water Avenue Coffee. Bruce Milletto is well-known throughout the specialty coffee industry for being an expert coffee consultant and Matt is an experienced barista/trainer/teacher. Brandon Smyth, a former roaster for Stumptown, is also part-owner and serves as head roaster for Water Avenue Coffee. With all of this coffee expertise, you would expect to find high-quality coffee and espresso drinks at Water Avenue’s café, and that is what you get. 

Attention: quality coffee nearby

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Christmas Eve 2010 Links

Coffee news (and other stuff) from this week:

Ethiopian Coffee is sitting at the top of the table, three points ahead of Defence, as it prepares to take on St. Georges in the EPL (Ethiopian Premier League) this week. link

Coffee and Free Speech- A group of Baristas who simultaneously quit at Gorilla Coffee in Brooklyn and then sent their grievances to the New York Times are being sued for defamation by their former bosses. This week, Nelson Mandela’s former lawyer decided to defend them. link

Starbucks and Mississippi River Pulp are working to improve and increase the recycling of paper cups. link

The Oregonian says that TaborSpace, a café built in part of the Mt. Tabor Presbyterian Church, might be the “most distinctive coffeehouse in Portland.” You can be the judge. link

More bad news for coffee drinkers’ wallets next year. Brazil’s agriculture minister said this week that the 2011 crop will be 23% smaller than the 2010 crop, the lowest in four years. link

Dunkin’ Donuts would like to see limits on speculation in the coffee market. link

I know it’s a little late for this Christmas, but here’s something to keep in mind for that person who already has everything: a coffee enema in a can. You will love the illustrations. link

I think the TSA could use one. link

 

Merry Christmas to all! Or, if you prefer, humbug!