Whenever you scoff at something, beware. Pride has a funny way of kicking you in the teeth when you aren’t looking. A healthy sense of self-righteousness can set you up to feel stupid, as I did last week.
I was doing a little shopping at a local Fred Meyer when I came across a couple products I had not seen before. On first glance, they seemed ridiculous.
Diet tonic water?
Isn’t that sort of like selling “cholesterol-free” peanut butter?
The second thing that caught my eye was the fat-free half and half.
Yes, that’s fat-free half and half.
Half and half gets its name from being half cream and half milk. If something is half cream, it cannot be fat-free. What did they substitute for the cream? Corn syrup and some other chemical agents (er, ingredients).
Obviously, with fat-free half and half, the food companies are catering to the weight-obsessed crowd. They’re trying to pass something off that substitutes corn syrup for cream as healthier for you (“It’s okay, go for it. It’s fat-free”). I scoffed at the idea of drinking fat-free half and half, and grabbed a carton of the real stuff, right next to it.
Or at least that’s what I thought. The part of the story where pride kicks me in the teeth is that when I got home to unload the groceries, I pulled out the carton, only to find that I had grabbed one of the fat-free ones! I had grabbed the name brand without looking too closely at it, assuming it was the real stuff. Ugh.
After mocking the thought of fat-free half and half, I had fallen into its trap (the taste and quality difference was obvious, by the way). I’m not sure whether this was a case of complete absent-mindedness or just a case of “pride cometh before a fall.” Either way, I felt ridiculous. Next time, I’ll be a little less self-righteous and a little more careful about what I pick up off the shelf.